Alice B Goode (aballard23) wrote in baddrivers,
Alice B Goode
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Dear new, and old, Oregonian residents.

The freeway was made to be driven on at speeds that are in excess of the normal 45mph speed limit on the best of roads, around here.

If you do not feel fit to drive ABOVE 45, please DO NOT ENTER THE FUCKING FREEWAY!

Also, if you feel the need to proceed at dangerously slow speeds onto a freeway that is obviously bellowing along at greater than 55mph, which is the posted speed limit, maybe you should.. pull off the road onto the shoulder, and take a big giant fucking breath.

SERIOUSLY.

AND ALSO- PEOPLE FROM FUCKING WASHINGTON? JUST BECAUSE THE SPEED LIMIT IS 55 HERE DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD BE DOING 45 EITHER. FUCK .

Oh, also.

People that drive 60mph+ down 212? Yeah, you. Fucker, in your gigantic SUV or tiny suped up nastymobile. The speed limit on this road is 35 until AFTER you've hit the Evelyn St. light. It's not 60 ANYWHERE on this road, either. Your lack of caring about other people doesn't stop me driving the speed limit down the hill, however, and in the LEFT ZOMG SO FAST lane, to boot. Fuck you, you can wait behind my gigantic Explorer and I hope one of you fuckers gets pissed and rear ends me someday JUST so I can sue you for damages.
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